loooooool

Oh pá a sério não aguento de tanto me rir...
Qual é o motivo?' Os meus novos colegas de trabalho e patrão!
SE eu vos contar as "merdas" que eles dizem vcs nem acreditam..lol..são mt hardcore mm..e eu quero dar uma de profissional e manter o respeito mas não consigo só me grizo...looool..
Isto de trabalhar só com homens malucos é o que dá!
lol


EXEMPLO:
PATRÃO: SR. Fulano, vc tem de me arranjar uma namorada que eu agora tou solteiro.
EMPREGADO: Tenho uma amiga que trablha no bar "..." que é mesmo gira..
PATrão: Ouça lá..não quero nada dessas suas amigas da noite..as mulheres da noite são uma merda, fdx.
Vou-lhe dar o meu cv, diga que sou um gajo fixe, que acordo bem disposto..
EMPREGADO (INTERROMPENDO): É ACORDA DE BANDEIRA NO AR...

E EU ESCONDO-ME ATRÁS DO PC A MORRER A RIR...ENFIM..ATÉ TENHO BONS MOMENTOS DE HUMOR..LOL



BJS,
pipi


e vcs tÊm histórias hilariantes no trabalho?cntem tudo..

I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS

este sim é o verdadeiro Steven Russell.

AMIGA COEHlA, A HISTÓRIA É BEM VERDADEIRA, VÊ O QUE EU TIREI DO WIKIPÉDIA EM RELAÇÃO AO STEVEN RUSSELL.

Steven Jay Russell was adopted at birth by a conservative family in Virginia Beach. In the 1970s Russell was a deputy police officer and family man in Virginia. He spent some of his time successfully looking for his birth mother using law enforcement the National Law Enforcement Telecommunications Service and the National Crime Information Center databases and learned to use them effectively. He conned his way into a sales manager job with White Swan Foodservice in Houston by convincing Ronald Elmquist, the CEO at the time, that he had advanced degrees in fresh food service management.

When it was revealed that Russell was a homosexual, he lost his job at White Swan, and he managed to convince the CEOs of two other food service companies of his qualifications before finally being discovered as a fraud. He was subsequently arrested on lewd behavior charges at a Houston park known as a gathering place for homosexual men.

[edit] Escaping from prisons
Over the years, Russell has had at least 14 known aliases. During his escapes he has masqueraded as a judge, a physician, a police officer and a handyman, to name only a few.

On May 21, 1993 Russell got out of Harris County Jail in Houston, Texas, wearing civilian clothes he had obtained. Afterward he fabricated bogus credentials and got a job as CFO of North American Medical Management. He proceeded to embezzle thousands of dollars from the company. In 1995 he was caught and imprisoned for insurance fraud and again placed into Harris County Jail where he met Phillip Morris, who became his lover.

In 1996, while in Harris County Jail (Texas), Russell impersonated a judge and ordered his own bond decreased from $900,000 to $45,000, which he immediately posted. He was arrested 10 days later in Florida and was sent back to Texas. That same year he started taking art classes provided by the prison. Each time he attended a session, he snatched a green Magic Marker and hid it under his bed. Eventually, he had enough markers to dye his white prison uniform green. Since all the medical professionals in the prison wore green uniforms, Russell simply walked out of the prison disguised as a "doctor."

In 1998, he was again at the Harris County Jail, serving a 45-year sentence for stealing $800,000 from a Houston company that manages physicians' finances, plus 20 years for the previous escape. He later got Phillip Morris transferred to the Dallas County Jail and tried to have him released.

While in prison, Russell began to plot his most daring escape. At the prison library, Russell began reading up on the HIV virus and AIDS. He began taking laxatives to make it seem as if he had the symptoms of AIDS. Russell used a prison typewriter to forge a medical document stating that he suffered from the disease, and used it to convince doctors of his "condition" on February 24. He fooled the prison doctor into believing that a 'special needs parole' to a Houston hospital had been authorized on March 13. While outside and free again, Russell posed as a doctor and informed the prison that Russell had died from AIDS.[2]

On March 20, 1998, Russell posed as a Virginia millionaire and tried to take a $75,000 loan from NationsBank in Dallas. When bank officials got suspicious and alerted the police, Russell feigned a heart attack and was transported to a hospital. The FBI placed him under guard, but Russell managed to impersonate an FBI agent on his cellular phone and convinced officers guarding him to leave. He walked out of the hospital and the hunt for Russell began all over again.[2]

Russell was arrested again on April 7, 1998 in Fort Lauderdale when he was walking to his car. He was again shipped back to Texas, receiving a 144-year jail sentence.



PARA QUEM NÃO ENTENDEU ESTE POST, NO FILME "I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS" QUE PODEMOS VER EM CARATZ NOS CINEMAS, O JIM CAREY INTERPRETA ESTE PERSOANGEM (STEVEN RUSSELL) QUE É UM VIGARISTA DA PIOR ESPÉCIE E AINDA POR CIMA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOL E NÓS FOMOS AO CINE VER ESTA "PÉROLA" E FICAMOS NA DUVIDA SE SERIA VERDADE OU NÃO...AFINAL É! ...

NOTA DO PIPISTYLE PARA ESTE MOVIE: - 1 (SUCKS)

6a inédita

Aqui vai mais uma dose de bom humor para terminar a semana em grande! :-p









1- É créu nele!!
2- Ela fez a cobra subir a cobra subir a cobra subir...
3 - Isto é o chamado trabalho de equipa!


Gente bom-fim-de-semana para todos
Bjs
PIPI

desabafo / requesito

Depois de algum tempo de ausência, decidi voltar...
Andava mesmo sem tempo para passar por aqui...




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Eu e a minha amiga Coelha andamos numa fase de querer conhecer gente nova e acima de tudo com "miolos", aliás prentedemos deixar a solteirice que já nos está a levar à loucura....e para arranjarmos um tipo em condições é um tanto difícil, pois OU são FDP´S ou são gays...isto é o cúmulo !!!!!..e diga-se de passagem que nós somos um pouco exigentes e temos esse direito ....
Portanto quem preencher os requsitos abaixo indicados, pode-se candidatar :-)

- BOA APARÊNCIA (não precisa de ser um deus grego);
- EDUCADO;
- CULTO;
- COM UMA BOA DOSE DE HUMOR (pq nós somos mt bem humoradas);
- GOSTE DE SE DIVERTIR, SEJA SOCIAL.

Pronto pedimos muito pouco...lol



Coelha não me mates..isto é apenas uma pequena brincadeirinha, mas pode ser que funcione ehheheheh

BJS

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Eu sei que estou em dívida cm vcs, mas sinceramente ando sem tempo e paciência, a vida deu algumas voltas e foram para positivo Thank God


kkler dia apareço cm as mnhas palhaçadas ok gente?'


bjos e nunca me esqueço de vcs!